YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN IN UNI TOO LONG WHEN.....


•You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay is due.

•\"Oh hell, how did it get so late!\" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.

•Parents' cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid.

•You schedule your classes around sleep habits and TV programmes, especially bargain hunt and place under the sun.

•You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need to read the menu.

•You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

•You live for getting mail.

•Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.

•Prank phone calls become funny again.

•You start thinking and sounding like your friends and your accent becomes a hybrid of West Country, Surrey and general Northern.

•Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

•Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.

•Rubbish cheap shops are so cool.

Should i be worried that all of the above applies to me and ive only just finished my first year?! God, that was just all i did! Oh well, i had a laugh, pranking the Rugby team.

This was sent to me as a forward. Some of the things are the same but some are new:

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN UNIVERSITY TOO LONG WHEN...

*You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing
machines work.
*Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
*You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay is due.
*\"Oh ***Filtered*** how did it get so late!\" comes out of your mouth at
least once a night.
*Parents' cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid.
*You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas
especially neighbours and Murder She Wrote.
*You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need to read
the menu.
*You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
*You live for getting mail.
*Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
*Prank phone calls become funny again.
*You start thinking and sounding like your friends and your
accent becomes a hybrid of West Country, Surrey and general
Northern.
*Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
*Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.
*Rubbish cheap £1 shops are so cool.
*The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.

BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN...

*That it didn't matter what my first lecture was, I'd still
sleep through it.
*That I could change so much and barely realize it.
*That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
*No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here cares.
*That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so
dressed up. - I don't get this one?
*That every clock on campus shows a different time.
*That if you got good a-levels, so what? It doesn't matter
here.
*That I would go to a party the night before an exam or essay
due-date.
*That you can know everything and fail a test.
*That you can know nothing and ace a test.
*That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my
friends.
*That most of my education would be obtained outside of
lectures.
*That friendship is more than getting drunk together but
that's
still funny......!
*That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
*That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really
Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics
is really Maths. - don't get this one either?
*That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded
by
friends.


TOP 10 REASONS THAT UNIVERSITY IS LIKE PRIMARY SCHOOL

10. You cry for your mummy.
9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
8. Snack time is a necessity.
7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look
like (because everyone else looks as stupid as you do).
6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
4. You wear big mittens.
3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
2. You take naps.
1. You look forward to cheese toasties - this is SO true, does anyone else find that cheese toasties are always consumed after ***Filtered***? Maybe it was just me and my bf